Before we get to my mom, I would like to beg,plead,pay,solicit,bribe, ask everyone, my readers and lurkers alike, to please please nominate me for the Sex Blogger awards. You can either click the button to your right, or just go HERE . There are a few categories, but I would like to think I am qualified for Best Sex Blogger, Best Female Sex Blogger and Sexiest Sex Blogger. The prize is a chance to appear on Playboy radio. Just click on “nominate” then go to the form and type in my blog addy www.ilyanalanai.com/blog.

I thank you in advance. *mwah* xoxoxoxo

Now, onto quoting the woman who spawned me:) 

Zha Zha: “Dahhlink, I look awwwful.” 

Me: “B. said you looked really good.”

Zha Zha: “Your brother is halff blind and still thinks I am hotrussianmama.”   

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Me: “I am going to send you a new robe. It’s fabulous.”

Zha Zha: “A nyew rope? Good, I have been strongly thinking of hanging myself.”

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Zha Zha: “I haaf deescovered nyew vebsite Interneyt forum. It is called Essential Day Spa.com. I read all day about gurls as they peeesss boiling water about things like face cream and botox. It’s very educational. I always thought Asian women had best skin, but so many on EDS are Asian that I’m thinking maybe no. Nyew craze is eyelash intyervension.             

Me: “What’s eyelash intervention?”

Zha Zha- ”I do not know. They pay two hundred dollars for eet though. To make longer.”

Me: “Oh, you mean eyelash extensions. I just got those!”        

Zha Zha: “Intyervention, extyension….. what difference?”